So Gross!

So Gross!

J A Mawter

J A Mawter

What happens when your mother feeds you more roughage in a week than a health farm dishes out in a year? How will Macca "iron gut" Mactavish′s mates make him throw up? How will Gumby Mason score a boogie from his football Coach? If you′re a fan of cockroaches, vomit, boogie, and turds - then SO GROSS is the book for you. A hilarious collection of seven of the funniest and most revolting stories ever, this book is not for those with a weak stomach. Ages 9+
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So Festy!

So Festy!

J A Mawter

J A Mawter

Four new smelly and gross stories to rot your socks - PLUS the added extra of some particularly putrid poems! If you′ve ever wondered what happens in a Fart Factory or what if feels like to be stuck in a fridge, now′s your chance to find out. More seriously revolting stories to curdle your stomach and addle your brain. Ages 8+
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Unleashed!

Unleashed!

J A Mawter

J A Mawter

The first book in the exciting new Freewheelers series that combines adventure and mystery. The Freewheelers are a gang of four friends - the twins, Clem and Darcy, and Bryce and Mio. They spend their spare time trick riding on their push bikes or hanging out in the old abandoned kombi van in the alley next to the park. One day while at the park the kids see a man mistreating a beagle he is walking. They decide to rescue the dog and in the process discover something far more sinister - a pedigree-dog laundering ring. The dogs are beloved pets that are stolen, taken to the local pound and marked as ′deceased′. They are then sold to unknown buyers. The Freewheelers will need to use all their skills to outwit these criminals and save the dogs.
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Launched!

Launched!

J A Mawter

J A Mawter

Friendship is everything to the Freewheelers, but feelings run high when Bryce's past comes back to haunt him A new Freewheeler, a stolen bike and mysterious messages from the past Bryce, Mio, tong and twins Clem and Darcy are the freewheelers and they live to ride. When they decide to enter a bike trials competition, they set up a training camp only to discover they've got some unwelcome intruders. tong's bike is stolen, and graffiti appears around the neighbourhood, including Bryce's tag from his days living on the street.Has he gone back to his old ways? to clear his name Bryce must find tong's bike and the unknown graffitists, but the only way is to get help from the streetkids he used to know. then Bryce is caught red-handed with a spray paint can and grounded just before the trials. the Freewheelers or the streetkids? Who will Bryce choose?
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So Grotty!

So Grotty!

J A Mawter

J A Mawter

Just when your stomach had settled, J.A. Mawter returns with more sick and silly stories. Have you ever had a cockroach in your undies or taken part in a cheese race? These are only two of the serious issues tackled by J.A. Mawter in this the fifth book of the So! series. As for Gus Gordon, he's gone totally mad in this book and the illustrations are more hilarious than ever. Ages 8+
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Extreme!

Extreme!

J A Mawter

J A Mawter

Third in Jeni Mawter's exhilarating Freewheelers series. Bikes vs skateboards - can both sides win? Wheels skate park has been built and is about to be officially opened. It's meant to be an area for skateboarders, in-line skaters, scooters and BMX bikes to share. But now a decision has been made to ban the bikes on the grounds that they are dangerous and cause destruction to the facilities. Deciding to campaign against this injustice, the freewheelers organize a petition, much to the chagrin of the skateboarders who want them out of the park. Undaunted by a series of dirty tricks, the Freewheelers, supported by Mr Lark, go to the local council to appeal the decision, but their efforts are sabotaged by a rowdy protest from their rivals. For Mio, it's getting increasingly personal. Mr Lark's precious ID dogtags from the Vietnam war have been stolen while in her care. Someone is sending abusive email from her account, and the school wants to expel her. Her parents are ashamed of her...
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So Feral!

So Feral!

J A Mawter

J A Mawter

Josh is trying to swallow and chew at the same time. It's dodgy. Rivers of green are gushing down his chin...As bad as it is for Josh, it is worse for Finn. He has started to froth. Saliva foams from the corners of his mouth, spume slides from his nose, his eyes gush. His body is blistered with sweat. He's moaning incoherently. I catch the words dash of chilli as he goes down.He burps A bubble slips out. And then comes the fountain. Like a drilling rig that's hit oil, spraying the whole back yard.Following the success of So Gross! comes So Feral!, another wonderful display of cheeky humour from author J.A. Mawter. This time around we're treated to a bottled baby, putrid pickings, festy flatulence, death breath, goop soup and lots more.Another hilarious collection of seven of the funniest and most revolting stories ever, this book is not for those with a weak stomach.Ages 9+
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So Sick!

So Sick!

J A Mawter

J A Mawter

Another hilarious collection of four of the most revolting and funny stories you're ever likely to read. Gathered together for the first time are stories about: Jellyfish Undies; Foot Rot; Pigeon Poo; Deadly B.O. All designed to curdle your stomach and test your stamina. Warning: this book is not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach. Ages 8+
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